Read my panel

Send us your bloodwork.

A lab scientist, a bodybuilder and a coach go through listener panels on the show, line by line. You stay anonymous. The site gives you a two-word code word, and that is the only name we use when we talk about your numbers.

1 · UploadYour bloodwork PDF or photos of it, plus screenshots of your diet app, training log and sleep tracker if you have them.
2 · We clean itYour file is turned into flat images on our server and never opened on anyone's computer. Name, date of birth, doctor, address and ID numbers are blacked out. Your code word is printed on every page.
3 · We read itIf your panel teaches something, it goes on the show. You will recognize your code word. Nobody else can.

What to send

Your panel.

Nothing here is published as-is. We only ever show the cleaned images, by code word, and you can pull it any time before we record.

About you

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Bloodwork

The PDF from your lab or portal, or clear photos of every page. Up to 5 files, 15 MB each. Required.

or drop them here

    Diet

    What a normal day looks like: calories, protein, how many meals, how long you've eaten this way. Screenshots from MyFitnessPal, Cronometer, MacroFactor or a food log are gold.

    Do you track it

    optional · up to 5

      Training

      Your split or program, days per week, how long you've lifted, cardio. If you log in an app or a notebook, a screenshot of a recent week helps.

      Do you track it

      optional · up to 5

        What you take

        Doses and how long. "None" is a fine answer. This stays between you and the crew; only your code word is said on air.

        Sleep

        Typical hours, how you feel on it, and a screenshot from Oura, Whoop, Garmin, Eight Sleep or Apple Health if you track it.

        optional · up to 5

          On the show

          On air, refer to me by
          0 files

          Got it. Your code word is

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